Barry Bostwick cleans my sheets ...

Your reference is strong, but your hero is weak. 
(Click here for dramatic background music.)
When the future of humanity stands upon the precipice of extinction there is but one man we can call upon to be our champion.
We will need a man with speed ...
A man with impeccable instincts ...
A man with beautiful golden hair and a super-athletic build ...
We need ...


FLASH!!!!


AAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAH!!!!



Seriously dude, look at the size of that sword.

But wait, is that Timothy Dalton and John Rhys-Davies?

I just gave you two scoops of a home-grown smack down.
How does it feel?
Do you feel like you were just impaled by a crash-landed rocket ship?
I'll bet you do ...

Thus it begins...

Ah Jared, my nemesis, my worthy opponent. We come at last to this battle of champions. Though I respect your skills, I cannot allow myself to show mercy. Prepare yourself.

My first attack comes straight at you, like a rocket fired from a super awesome attack motorcycle. A motorcycle with wings.

For you see, when Armageddon approaches, I know one man who can protect us. One man who can ride out of the desert in a skintight grey jumpsuit with some super sweet vehicles.

For my first attack, I channel the awesome power of

MEGAFORCE

But wait, who is that on the poster? Could that be Barry Bostwick of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame?

Barry says "You're damn right it is!"

BAM! You just got slapped with Barry Bostwick's moose knuckle. Welcome to the arena.

Welcome

Welcome to Pop Culture Kung Fu - an online coliseum where the chosen masters of pop culture will clash in battle, engaging in a no-holds-barred death-match.  The weapons of choice in this arena are pop culture references that range in level of obscurity and are relevant to the last 50 years.  

Much as Bruce Lee ascended the ladder of Kung Fu mastery, we will go one on one on one to determine the truest emperor (or empress) of pop enlightenment.

Fasten your seat-belt and return your seats and seat-back tray tables to their upright and locked positions. 

Lace up your gloves. 

Harness your chi. 

Put on your cup.

Because you are about to get punched in the face by Pop Culture Kung Fu!