The Sword and the Sorcerer is it?
While I am impressed with your knowledge of 80’s Fanti-crap – I dare say you have underestimated your opponent yet again.
You see I need not delve into the depths of movie vault obscurity to vanquish this foe. Nay sir, for there is nothing subtle about the brute strength which I wield at my finger tips.
When you attack with Prince Valiant hair and silly mustaches I have no choice but to counter with the greatest warrior King in the history of the world. I see your long flowing locks and raise you 10,000 lbs of skull crushing muscle.
Who is this hero you ask?
Wonder no further …
For I give you -
CONAN THE BARBARIAN!!!!!!
YOU ARE TERRIFIED!!!
Your hero is a girly man. And you’ve just been blitzed by the right arm of the Governator.
We’ve even got James Earl Jones with beautiful, long, straight hair.
You know what CONAN does to people with long, pretty, straight hair?
He crushes them!!!